Skit:
"(the guy) -Hey, don't you want to have some "fun" with me?
(the chick) - ah ah (ironic)
- Maybe we could sit and talk, you know, about the revoluzion and all those stuff...?
- Is that a new way to attract chicks? and what does delinquant like you know about politics?
- Shit... you're the type of girl that mouth when she received a present..."


Hook:
Cachaça, hey, Bachata hey
Salsa wave hey cha cha cha hey
Classy chat, hey cane sugar hey
Rum molasses hey, watch out guy
That's miss Puerto Rico...

Verse 1
I'm just arriving and there's this girl, who's hot
Hot as a summer, buddy, so I approach her at the door in a blink of an eye...
"hello, what's your name, what's your origin?"
She answers "puerto rico, puerto rico"
A straw in the "boca"
Sweet skin like a pearl of tapioca
and a hell of temperature
M.I.S.S... please I would like...
That we negociate this here, quickly, easy , on the second floor
Don't bother about the gossips, they will quickly shut up
Just tell to your brother that his girlfriend can't forget my face
Yes, For you, I'll be cheez, the man pimpin with the perfect timing... (Okay, there's a very good pun in french here, impossible to translate, but I tried to keep the genreal meaning)
You're free, shorty? you don't want anything serious? That's cool with me!
True, sometime, I'm too romantic when I play
But, don't lie, I catched your attention as soon as I arrived
Don't say I'm not attractive to you, don't be so proud baby
So... Don't act cold or you won't make the cut!

HOOK

Verse 2
Tell me, miss, you seem taned, where do you come from?
You don't really have the skin color from Calvados (a region of France where Sun really don't shine too much)
And you got a hell of a booty,
Maybe I'm over reacting, but look at your buttocks, chick!!!
Tonight, I damn need to "copulate"
And you smell like desire a mile away baby, show me what you got
Mix me a Mojito with your innovative way,
I'll drink at your lips not in the glass if you're actually open
Don't you know me? I don't dance, I don't dance...
But we can have a blast at the bar, so... Vodka, in this case...
You can dance with whoever you want mami,
You'll be mine only for the night and thrust me, you'll like it
If I don't drink too much ;), Porto, Bordeaux, Rum
You smell like spices and liquors,
Coco and coca, banana, cane, avocado
The night gives me this nice present
A nymph "Loca" flavored...

HOOL

Verse 3
"Splash" young girls in the water
Pass the blunt of grass
Speak espanol,
I can't wait to get drunk with you girl...
I see you shave your leg, and for your bikini also...
I respect that you resist me, go on, have fun
Play the out-of-reach, or the temptress
"que sera sera" maybe you'll believe some of my lies, honey
Let me tell you the truth, you re hot as a weed growhouse
I want to see you passing through my life like an asteroid
Shake it for me, salsa, come on, dance
Word, man, I gotta take her to my place, cousin!
She's just hot and shocking, and her boobs seem tasty
Damn, she turns me on, and you can see that!
Play Whitney Houston, girl, I'll be your bodyguard
Plus, your man is the batty boy of the building...
I won't talk to you about wedding, don't worry girl...
But we can have some fun, before we leave, don't you think?

HOOK